Sunshine Land

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

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GREETIN'GS, ONE N' ALL TO HAPPY SUNSHINE LAND! THIS IZ MY NEW MAGAZINE/VIDEOZINE/DUMBZINE/WHATEVER ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU CAN READ SHIT AND WATCH VIDEOS ON. So, anyways, enjoy this shit. This fucking shit. It is shit that fucks.

Yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. Yes. Yes. YES. YES. YESSSS!!!!!!

Oh man, that felt so good. Anyways, I want y'all to know that you should drink stuff ALL THE TIME. Be it water, beer, milk, soda, juice, whatever... THERE SHOULD BE A NEW STYLE OF MUSIC THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE PAST.

WEINERS!!!!

Now for a television clip about SATAN:


This iz Pizza the Clown.

He has molested seven children in his home-state alone. His true race behind the facepaint has yet to be revealed.

Did you know that it takes at least three atoms to construct a WATER? You will need two hydrogen and one oxygen atom in order to build a WATER. Very tiny tweezers and/or very tiny hammers and nails are recommended for this sexual activity.

Do you like ice cream? Well come over to the fuckin' KONE KORNER, KIDZ, WE'VE GOT THE BEST FUCKIN' ICE CREAM AROUND, MADE FROM FRESH TITTY-MILK! YAEY

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FOREIGN PSEUDO-DIPLOMATIC CONTINUE TO THREATEN THE RECTAL MORTALITY OF AMERICAN YOUTHS' MORALITY:


BABY SATAN!!!

BABY JESUS!!!

FIGHT!!!

(baby godzilla wins.)

COOKY PUSS, MAN. DESTROY DEATH. BY DYING. 'CAUSE THEN YA CAN'T DIE NO MORE IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', WINK-WINK-NUDGE-NUDGE... agh...

This here is a fucking intense new music video of a Reagan Brigade live show that was mailed directly to our studios today:


G'NIGHT, KIDDIEZ. HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD REED.

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